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Is your life overexposed to squeeking frequencies?
Not really hearing your favourite tonal area in todays tracks?
Is there a tingling sensation in your brain where there used to be rumble?
This is not a good sign. It almost always means one thing: you need "bass".
Now, bass has been deemed un-important for a long time. It seems people have forgotten their bass desires in the search for speakers small enough to fit in the external auditory canal. Some has even gone as far as to say: "sub bass speakers are a thing of the past. The future lays in being smaller rather than being bigger".
This is dangerous.
We at the Basetail Hospital are conserned about your health. Our estimation is that a week without really loud bass may seriously hurt your karma, and in some instances even cause chronic auditory insanity.
"What can I do about this", you might say, "how can I prevent my aural senses from loosing touch with reality?"
Easy! Come down to our top-notch bass hospital and get treated. Our new jet-bass-engine (pictured on the flyer) will be operated by doctors trained in the art of bassing your face off, and you can be sure you won't need bass for lifetimes afterwards.
Bass doctors include:
6+000 (Insanity and Bass)
Deji (Minimalistic bouncy Techno)
60 Hertz (A special 2 hour brew of Kraftwerks greatest hits and Hard Dubstep)
