Slippery streets and broken tailbones seems to be the order of this years everlasting winter, with record breaking low temperatures all through our small frozen north. This first month of the year 2011 there seems to be a continuation of that state, with only ONE very exceptional DAY standing out from a meteorological point of view: JANUARY 14.

This day, there seems to be some extraordinary seismic activity originating from a specific point in the city of Bergen, Norway: Our graphs shows an almost unnatural occurance of deep, satisfying rumbling in the frequencies between 20 and 200 hertz, and also some fast, rythmic activities in the higher regions that could lead nearby brains to trancendental states.

We are not sure why this will happen, but we have heard rumors of reptile-like extraterrestrials living in the underground of Bergen, shapeshifters of some sort, that morph into humans once in a while to shoot massive chunks of air from big sub frequency woofers. This will affect the weather in such a way, that everybody in the immediate area will feel warm and tender.

Further rumors say that this is actually an extraterrestrial way of cooking human minds, and that it is followed by an astral feast that will swallow our collective awareness and spit it out in another dimension. Pay close attention:

Kris Krystall (Techno)

Skytebass (Dubstep)

Dinosaudius (Psytrance)

@ Kvarteret (Tivoli).
Bring friends. Shapeshifters should shift shape precedently.

Deji - Organism

Style: Downtempo, Minimalistic Techno and Acid Techno

Release date: 9. September 2010

Deji, when not deejaying at a rave in the middle of a scandinavian forest, has been squeezing out sounds from his oldschool Yamaha RS7000 sequencer with the intent to produce new audio images for the dancefloor. This is the result - Deep, minimal, acidic.

Is your life overexposed to squeeking frequencies?
Not really hearing your favourite tonal area in todays tracks?
Is there a tingling sensation in your brain where there used to be rumble?

This is not a good sign. It almost always means one thing: you need "bass".

Now, bass has been deemed un-important for a long time. It seems people have forgotten their bass desires in the search for speakers small enough to fit in the external auditory canal. Some has even gone as far as to say: "sub bass speakers are a thing of the past. The future lays in being smaller rather than being bigger".

This is dangerous.

We at the Basetail Hospital are conserned about your health. Our estimation is that a week without really loud bass may seriously hurt your karma, and in some instances even cause chronic auditory insanity.

"What can I do about this", you might say, "how can I prevent my aural senses from loosing touch with reality?"

Easy! Come down  to our top-notch bass hospital and get treated. Our new jet-bass-engine (pictured on the flyer) will be operated by doctors trained in the art of bassing your face off, and you can be sure you won't need bass for lifetimes afterwards.

Bass doctors include:

6+000 (Insanity and Bass)
Deji (Minimalistic bouncy Techno)
60 Hertz (A special 2 hour brew of Kraftwerks greatest hits and Hard Dubstep)

Now you can buy our CDs by using the "add to cart" button in the record description.